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Disorder in the American Courts, está buenísimo:
ATTORNEY:  Are you sexually active?
WITNESS:  No, I just lay there.
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ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS:  "Cathy, where am I?"
ATTORNEY:  Why did that upset you?
WITNESS:  My name is Susan.
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ATTORNEY:  Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS:  Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS:  Are you shittin' me?
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ATTORNEY:  The date of the conception ( of the baby ) was August 8th?
WITNESS:  Yes.
ATTORNEY:  What were you doing at that time?
WITNESS:  Uh....I was gettin' laid.....
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ATTORNEY:  How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS:  By death.
ATTORNEY:  By whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS:  Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY:  Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS:  He was medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY:  Was this a male or female?
WITNESS:  Guess......
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ATTORNEY:  Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS:  All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY:  Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS:  No.
ATTORNEY:  Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS:  No.
ATTORNEY:  Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS:  No.
ATTORNEY:  Then, could it be possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS:  No.
ATTORNEY:  How can you be sure?
WITNESS:  Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY:  I see, but could the patient have still been alive anyway?
WITNESS:  Yes, it is possible he could have been alive and practicing law.......