Español para gringos

• Web us come ham on (Eggs with ham--Huevos con jamón)
• Web us come toss see no (Eggs with bacon--Huevos con tocino)
• Web be toes come free hall lit toes (Eggs and beans--Huevitos con frijolitos)
• Does stack kit toes door add it toes the Paul Joe (Two chicken tacos--Dos taquitos doraditos de pollo)
• Does stack kit toes the car neat as (Two pork tacos--Dos taquitos de carnitas)
• Come chill leap toes hall up pen Joe's (With peppers--Con chilitos jalapeños)
• Come chill lack kill less (With chilaquiles--Con chilaquiles)
• E free hall lit toes (And beans--Y frijolitos)
• Boy as n r (I'm gonna have a dinner--Voy a cenar)
• N L C John (On the armchair--en el sillón)
• Be a hope and son (fat old man--viejo panzón)
• S toy tree stone (I'm kind of sad--estoy tristón)
• Lost trap eat toss (the little rags--los trapitos)
• Desk can saw (rest--descanso)
• As say toon as (olives--aceitunas)
• The head the star mall less stan dough (stop bugging me--deje de estar molestando)
• T n s free o ? (Are you cold?--¿tienes frio?)
• 10 go free o (I am cold--tengo frío)
• Bee egg as R when there as (Arguing bitches--viejas argüenderas)
• Tell o boy ah the sir (I'm going to tell you--Te lo voy a decir)
• Much as grass see as (Muchas gracias)