viernes, 9 de noviembre de 2007

¡Aliviánense!

Con este extracto del libro Disorder in the American Courts, está buenísimo:

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lay there.
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ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: "Cathy, where am I?"
ATTORNEY: Why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shittin' me?
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ATTORNEY: The date of the conception ( of the baby ) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: What were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh....I was gettin' laid.....
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: By whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or female?
WITNESS: Guess......
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Then, could it be possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be sure?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive anyway?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible he could have been alive and practicing law.......

2 comments:

Kurt C.

Jajaj, ahhh que risa, las últimas dos son muy buenas. Y ese libro? Cuál es? Quién lo escribió?

Saludos! Gracias por hacerme reir.

Marce ^-^

Jajajajaja!!! Me hiciste reir muchisimo! Q bueno porq este trabajo de Emprendedor esta...wuack! jejeje

Abrazos!